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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:15
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Do you enjoy cheating on your spouse? If so, why?
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
What is the worst emotional pain you ever felt as an adult?
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
What are the most significant instances of romantic jealousy in the Harry Potter series?
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why in my 60s do I have a strong desire to suck cock and swallow?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
No go.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
What would be the lowest score with 9 strikes and no gutter balls?
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
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Still no good
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts